Poor master is gonna be walking funny in the morning.

(Also, since she's technically a city does that mean he'll be sleeping around town if he does her?)

Close your eyes, and pretend you are playing Sim City. We can put Mash in a Godzilla costume and say she is Bowser.

I'd make a joke about the aqueducts who kept Tenochtitlan supplied with fresh water, allowing the Mexicatl population to keep pretty high hygiene standards for the era (despite, you know, settling in a bog), but English isn't my forte, so someone else do it, please.

Well she needs "population" for her city... So :^)