Got tired of waiting for someone to lay in my translation and did it myself. This is the first time I've done this, so any formatting tips and such are welcome.
Miss Tewi Putting your name in romaji seems to be a thing with Japanese models.The Rabbit Spirit even devours wild beasts. That's not the slogan I wanted! A black rabbit with super-hot coordinated clothes! Would it be okay to get a photo!? Eh, if you have ta. TugInaba! What's with that outfit?White is so out now! The standard for all goody two-shoes kids. From now on? Gotta be black, yeah?Yeah, this be it!What a shock!Scientific Name: "Siriusbiznus"(Originally, "Magipaneus". This is apparently a pun on "maji-panee'ssu" (マジパネェっす), which loosely translated means "(dis is) seriously incredible". It's a contracted slurring of "maji de hanpa janai desu" (This is seriously no half-assed thing!)Ta-dah
