Chen is play fighting a danmaku game with Tewi.

Tewi: She's using a spell card to summon support?

Oni Spell Card [ Red Oni Blue Oni ]

Red Oni: Hey! You have been avoiding me recently, explain yourself!

Blue Oni: N-No! I'm just.... I'm...

Blue Oni: I'm not as strong as you! I don't want to become your burden by sticking around you!

Red Oni: Blue Oni... Y-You...

Yukari & Yuyuko: KYA--------

Yuyuko and Yukari are fangirls, and Chen is completely clueless

Oh bkub, you twisted genius. I'm with Yuyuko and Yukari on this one.

My Yukari a Yaoi fangirl?

*Sharpens clever*

Well bkub, I hope you've live a full life.

Stud_McDuudertin said:
*Sharpens clever*

LOOK OUT!!! He's sharpening his wit!!!

Final_guard said:
LOOK OUT!!! He's sharpening his wit!!!

XD

That was worth misspelling the word.

Stud_McDuudertin said:
My Yukari a Yaoi fangirl?

*Sharpens clever*

Well bkub, I hope you've live a full life.

Ha, you wish. As long as I'm around; nobody shall lay a hand on Lord Bkub!

*Snaps fingers and summons an entire army of Bkub fans*
Fool who think he can hurt a god; send your regrets from HELL!

Keo said:
Ha, you wish. As long as I'm around; nobody shall lay a hand on Lord Bkub!

*Snaps fingers and summons an entire army of Bkub fans*
Fool who think he can hurt a god; send your regrets from HELL!

Very well, I shall demonstrate my devotion to the Mistress by washing away these ugly accusations with blood. The blood of the one who dared to call her rotten(*) and those that would defend him.

*Pulls second Cleaver from behind his back*

Soon, she shall be cleansed.

(*) The Japanese term for a Yaoi Fangirl is Fujoshi which literally translates to "Rotten Girl".

Oh shit, he's got a knife to go with his razor wit!

We need another dashing swordsman to duel him!

lily_white said:
Oh shit, he's got a knife to go with his razor wit!

We need another dashing swordsman to duel him!

Im here

*Summons the 4 dudes of Tunak Tunak Tun"

4 DA VICTORY!!!

I am with Tewi in this one.

lily_white said:
Oh shit, he's got a knife to go with his razor wit!

We need another dashing swordsman to duel him!

I'm here to *shows rapier* make the cut,
...
Oh God that was terrible

Final_guard said:
LOOK OUT!!! He's sharpening his wit!!!

ahahahaha

lily_white said:
Oh shit, he's got a knife to go with his razor wit!

We need another dashing swordsman to duel him!

Well, allow me to counter with something
*pulls out a baseball bat* that as sharp as mine

............wait, let me try that again

jagus12 said:
I'm here to *shows rapier* make the cut,
...
Oh God that was terrible

Hmmm, you have a good point, but i don't think you're...sharp enough to keep up.

I got a big rock. I want snacks. Where there be snacks? I take bites outta Chen's cheeks like a baby. That filthy 'blue' yaoi oni's forehead looks like it's gotta a tasty "Bugles" piece stuck to it. I rip it off and smash it into shards. I still got a big rock... I throw it at somebody.

Stud_McDuudertin said:
My Yukari a Yaoi fangirl?

*Sharpens clever*

Well bkub, I hope you've live a full life.

Final_guard said:
LOOK OUT!!! He's sharpening his wit!!!

Fuck me, you guys win forever.

Final_guard said:
Hmmm, you have a good point, but i don't think you're...sharp enough to keep up.

*DOUBLE SUNGLASSES*
YYYYEEEEAAAAAHHH!