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  • ID: 72219
  • Uploader: albert »
  • Date: almost 19 years ago
  • Size: 30.9 KB .jpg (635x518) »
  • Source: forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=2080331 »
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  • Score: 8
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    MD Anonymous
    almost 19 years ago
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    Actually, if you bother to really READ this, it's fairly good english. The grammar is almost entirely correct and there's only a few minor punctuation errors that people in COLLEGE sometimes struggle with.

    The hilarity is that the student obviously has superior sk1llz to the teacher, who opens the thing with "If I have a magic". Man, Asian countries and their lack of credential requirements...I need to get in an exchange and become a well-paid token gaijin.

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    MD Anonymous
    almost 19 years ago
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    North Korea is an obstacle :P

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    MD Anonymous
    almost 19 years ago
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    comment #>tolc and to speek to engrish

    Okay if someone can prounounce an 'L' in 'tolc' they can prounounce it in English.
    However 'destroy' is spelled wrong in there...

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    Dr Fine Rolo
    almost 19 years ago
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    Good english? For a 3rd grader, or a japanese highschool senior.

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    MD Anonymous
    almost 19 years ago
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    Sadly enough, their handwriting it like, ten times better than mine.

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    MD Anonymous
    almost 19 years ago
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    comment #20328
    That's what I meant. In any case, it's still better than the teacher's.

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    MD Anonymous
    over 18 years ago
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    Even if we ignore the spelling mistakes, that will sound awful. Frag'd sentences FTL.

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    Shinjidude
    over 18 years ago
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    comment #31739
    destory (verb): to remove a story from. As in "I destoried the skyscraper until it was only a low-rise"

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    MD Anonymous
    over 18 years ago
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    comment #41555

    Let us then analyze the sentence "I want to destory North Korea". Seeing as NK is not a skyscraper, it must be referring to the government. A government is a multi-tiered organization, thus "destory" must refer to removing tiers from it. We can conclude that he would no doubt want to remove as many tiers as possible, as "...North Korea is an obstacle", causing the government to become anarchic. So the sentence actually refers to usurping the North Korean government, and not actually annihilating it!

    Next comes the Freudian analysis on how this is an Oedipal complex.

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