None of those really work. You're not trying to flirt with someone if you drop that first one, and the other two just don't make any sense.
That's basically right wing humor in a nutshell. The jokes aren't jokes since the only punch line is liberalism bad insults and layered with extreme warping of what they perceive as liberal values.
Was a YouTube video from a few years ago that kind of explained how that happened. Essentially conservative audiences just simply were no longer interested in real comedy with real jokes, so pretty much all the conservative comedians either left the market to do other things or they simply turned into non-comedians who tell non-jokes preaching as if they have some profound insight to mock liberals and their beliefs.
