Penguin Keeper: "Oh, cute!"
Cassowary Baby Bird: "Mom, there is a nominee for the Darwin Award."

Cassowary Keeper: "And I thought I was the most courageous Zookeeper in this Zoo."

Cassowaries not not only kick like a mule (see the "footprint" in the stone on the right), they have long daggerlike inner claws to stab you with: https://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Helmkasuar#/media/Datei:Southern_cassowary_feet.jpg