Froggy Nun: "And so swell the ranks of the Ribbit-Ribbit Gang with the help of a few sausages."

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I've seen raccoons close up a couple times. Once a raccoon came up to the glass backdoor and we both stared at each other, another time a raccoon tried climbing onto the roof but fled. I don't think either of them were anywhere near as fat as these raccoons.