Maybe it's sexually suggestive, but this is nostalgia to me

Snarf said:
Maybe it's sexually suggestive, but this is nostalgia to me

Me too.
Ahhh.... the days before I learned how to drink bottled water properly

i almost choked with coca-cola as a child doing this

This is how you kept other people from drinking your drinks when I was a kid. I still do this from time to time with an empty bottle.

Gelcocks are easier on the teeth.