"Train is expected to be 6000 minutes late. We apologize for any inconvenience. Lol you loser."
A real german experience.

I hate how accurate this image is.

"Sank ju for trafelink wis Deutsche Bahn!"

What would be an American metaphorical equivalent to this? We're so car-centric here I can't even register how any European train transit could be so dysfunctional so as to be memed upon.