dragonmanj said: well patchy that was some useless knowledge
Patchy has a point. No longer will my books be stained with the color of onions and potatoes. Books are meant to be read, not painted on with the greasy fingers of slothful gluttony. So pick up your chopsticks, my brothers and feast away on knowledge and trans fats.
It's Miss Patch's Little Bag of Wisdom!Okay, okay.do the shopping,polish the silverware,Uh...Miss Patchouli reads her books and eats potato chips or manjuu or something similar...What does that have to do with anything?lecture for slacking off,make dinner, read the Mistresses a bedtime story, then...We get it.My... ah, yes, uh, of course.repair any damages to the Young Mistress's room,So what about Patchy?So.prepare lunch,sweep the grounds...Why just me?Yes, do tell.Could you please do something about that nickname?We both eat the same meals, for a start. So what's your day like?Then I tidy up and help the mistresses change clothes.lecture the gatekeeper for slacking off,Well, yeah, okay, but, see, I don't want the books getting dirty, so I eat the potato chips with chopsticks.make the beds,How ever do you manage to keep up a figure like that, Skinny?I wake in the morning and prepare breakfast for everyone.Mhm, mhm.I sweep the mansion,...prepare the day's snack,clean the toilets,Wellll...
