MASTERSPARK! Beer and Alcohol! Drinking them will allow you to master spark just like marisa and make you feel good (side effect may vary from person to person and may change your personally and do stuffs like "borrowing")

With a bit more drinking, some sour-flavored master spark from your mouth!!

Anyone else laughing at the fact that everything on the bottle below "Kirisame Marisa" Is random gibberish?

UnyuCannon said:
Anyone else laughing at the fact that everything on the bottle below "Kirisame Marisa" Is random gibberish?

It's not gibberish, but all the vitamins the drink has! ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ123(4)

Master Spark drops you back in the thick of things fast! Taken as directed, Master Spark speeds relief to head and stomach. Remember: Master Spark is only seconds away. Avoid prolonged use.

The ZUN's favorite beer.

"Don't drink 'til you're 20". I thought Marisa was supposed to be like 16 years old or something?

and Yukari is 17

Marisa is a violent drunk.

This drink is fulla' radiation, which we all know, is pretty great for givin' people super powers. Just one can’ll blast ya into a few-second rush of radioactive energy so powerful you’ll be dodgin’ danmaku like they ain’t even there!

Mr._Led7 said:
This drink is fulla' radiation, which we all know, is pretty great for givin' people super powers. Just one can’ll blast ya into a few-second rush of radioactive energy so powerful you’ll be dodgin’ danmaku like they ain’t even there!

That's what I'm talking about!

Not manly enough !

neyen said:
That's what I'm talking about!

If ya order now, I'll throw in a second beatin', absolutely free!