Not translated yet, but I'm imagining some Monty Python humor here.

Koa: I shall avenge your death!
Patchy: I'm not dead.
Koa: Sakuya shall pay dearly for mortally wounding you!
Patchy: I'm getting better.

Not quite, but that would've been amusing too...

If Koa wants a male harem, I think she's in the wroooong universe.

Nilix said:
If Koa wants a male harem, I think she's in the wroooong universe.

Gensokyo is Koakuma's hell.

It all makes sense now.