"Hey, this is your brain speaking. I know what you're about to make a hyperlink to, and I just want to tell you - you don't need to link it. It's just a bald villain with goggles. There are dozens of them across all kinds of media, you can't live your life conflating every single one of them with Alfred Coleman's Eggman portrayal. Yes, he's shouting. Yes, the backdrop is an image of space. Yes, there is a giant superweapon in the picture that looks like it would be more than capable of firing super laser piss a giant laser beam. But you're about to look like that guy who has only watched Boss Baby and thinks every other movie is a Boss Baby reference. Please do not immediately out yourself as such a meme-rotted clown."
"Hey, this is your brain speaking. I know what you're about to make a hyperlink to, and I just want to tell you - you don't need to link it. It's just a bald villain with goggles. There are dozens of them across all kinds of media, you can't live your life conflating every single one of them with Alfred Coleman's Eggman portrayal. Yes, he's shouting. Yes, the backdrop is an image of space. Yes, there is a giant superweapon in the picture that looks like it would be more than capable of firing super laser piss a giant laser beam. But you're about to look like that guy who has only watched Boss Baby and thinks every other movie is a Boss Baby reference. Please do not immediately out yourself as such a meme-rotted clown."
