"Hmm? Oh it must be from that fat woman in front of me when I rode the train home. It was rush hour that I was literally crushed by many other passengers. I must really smell that bad, huh. Her perfume must be really cheap brand *insert lame laugh*.
By the way, I brought your favorite mochi with me. Wanna have some?"
Mr.Obake said: "Hmm? Oh it must be from that fat woman in front of me when I rode the train home. It was rush hour that I was literally crushed by many other passengers. I must really smell that bad, huh. Her perfume must be really cheap brand *insert lame laugh*.
By the way, I brought your favorite mochi with me. Wanna have some?"
Sounds like you've done this before, I guess I better take some notes.
Monki said: Sounds like you've done this before, I guess I better take some notes.
Well, because it was the truth when it happened to me.
If you can keep a straight face while uttering these kind of lies, it can be two things: you are a pimpdaddy, or its time to break up with your girlfriend.
