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  • ? gregorius yamada 157

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  • ID: 906228
  • Uploader: Apollyon »
  • Date: about 14 years ago
  • Size: 436 KB .jpg (1000x1000) »
  • Source: pixiv.net/artworks/18474199 »
  • Rating: General
  • Score: 47
  • Favorites: 163
  • Status: Active

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  • THE・自宅警備員

    その仕事に残業代は出ない。 有給はない。 祝日はない。
    彼の名は自宅警備員。 そう、生活とは戦いなのだ。

    THE ・ Home Security Guard

    This job pays no overtime. In fact, there is no pay at all, and no holidays.
    His name is the Home Security Guard. Yes, life is a battle.

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    skir
    about 14 years ago
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    Just another peaceful day in Korea.

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    underscoreCF
    about 14 years ago
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    it's japan, not Korea. A peaceful day in Korea would have the family peacefully eating while the Zerg rush.

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    aaabd
    about 14 years ago
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    Is it Korea...? I read 'asu no tenki' on the television, etc.

    edit: Typed before the comment above was posted

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    6point72
    about 14 years ago
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    True Lies reference, maybe? What with the Harrier and all.

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    speck
    about 14 years ago
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    A couple of the tags:

    関東に爆撃機襲来の予報
    The bomber raid is forecast in the Kanto region.
    正確な天気予報
    An accurate weather forecast.

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    LTalon
    about 14 years ago
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    This belongs in the "Just Another Ordinary Day..." pool, but I cannot locate the pool in the list under "Add to Pool". Can anyone rectify this?

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    henmere
    about 14 years ago
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    Pixiv title: "THE・自宅警備員" (The Home Security Guard)

    • Blog: 'Japanese words of anime fans, by anime fans, for anime fans': '自宅警備員'
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    ezekill
    about 14 years ago
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    "Son, better call the government repairmen. That hole that the Harrier made is sending quite a draft."

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    unknown mann
    about 14 years ago
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    Another biker gangster bites the dust.

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    Piemur1
    almost 14 years ago
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    And his toupee got shot off.

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    Aldemotte
    almost 14 years ago
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    How is this completely unamused? I took it as if this was a picture taken in a spit second before they even have time to react. It looks like they are not YET aware of what is about to happen you know?

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    [deleted]
    over 13 years ago
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    Deleted by narrat0r over 5 years ago

    Darkspire1
    over 13 years ago
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    "pass the salt."

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    HootsMon
    over 13 years ago
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    R.A.F Pilot: 'Sorry to interrupt but are any of you Islamic extremists?'

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    Nyxshade
    over 13 years ago
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    Keep calm and carry on

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    BloodCri
    over 11 years ago
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    And not a single fuck was given that day.

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