I have a serious question: what's the distinction between the "hypocrite" tag and the "You're the Last Person..." pool? Aren't they a little redundant?
We'd like to check in, please.
Penalty
Of course.
Here are your card keys.
Why are you the only ones who get to smack us? That's not fair!
Huh?
Abso-lutely not!
Violence will not be tolerated here!
Don't go losing them or we'll kick you to the curb.
Does that mean we can hit YOU if we return them without losing them?