Grumpy Nun: "Oh, Lord help me to.... I don't know. Can you maybe send my father down? The frog doll is helping."

Clumsy Nun: "Grandma, why is Grumpy praying? Why would a Nun pray?"
Mom of the Grumpy: "What kind of Convent is this?"
Duck: "Smile you motherducker!"

Truly a "Lord, please grant me patience. For if you grant me strength..." moment.