Kyubey: Make a contract with me and you can become-- Shiteyanyo: SILENCE!!! Kyubey: What...are you...? Shiteyanyo: I AM SHITEYANYO, THE MASTER OF THE PUELLA MAGI UNIVERSE! Kyubey: That's scary.... Shiteyanyo: AND NOW, I SHALL EAT YOU ALIVE! Kyubey: Somebody help me! Shiteyanyo: NO ONE SHALL HELP YOU NOW, I SHALL EAT YOU ALIVE HERE AND NOW! Kyubey: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRGGGGGGGGGGHHHH!!! Shiteyanyo: MWAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Me: Incubator! We must fight this mutant! Kyubey: Make a contract with me and fight this mutant. Me: Gotcha! Kyubey: What is your wish? Me: My wish is to fill the world with justice and righteousness! Kyubey: Contract fullfilled. *he begins to enter my body* Me: Kyubey... Let us fight together.... Kyubey (using my body): You shall not pass, mutant. For it is I, Kyubey, the Incubator, who will defeat you!
