"Hey look buddy, I'm a kappa, that means I solve problems"

Obligatory:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zm1_zBSUYFc

"Not problems like 'What is beauty?', because that would fall within the purview of your conundrums of philosophy."

Danmaku loaded onto automated defence sentries? Kappa technology at its best.

Needs more Dakka imo

Black_Gold_Saw said:
Danmaku loaded onto automated defence sentries? Kappa technology at its best.

Good thing they didn't replace the rocket launcher with a hakkero, that would have been QUITE a pain to grace.

Nials said:
Needs more Dakka imo

You'll get your dakka... *spins up assault cannon* Tactical Dreadnought Armor, Kappa-special!

POOTIS TENGU HERE!

Shadowflames said:
You'll get your dakka... *spins up assault cannon* Tactical Dreadnought Armor, Kappa-special!

I almost hate to ask but....what makes Kappa-special Dreadnought Armor special?

FangPanzer said:
I almost hate to ask but....what makes Kappa-special Dreadnought Armor special?

According to statistics, it has 33.33 (repeating, of course) per cent more dakka, and is three times faster than ordinary Tactical Dreadnought Armor! And it's red!

Order yours today! BURN THE HERETICS IN THE TENGU GOD'S NAME!

Shadowflames said:
According to statistics, it has 33.33 (repeating, of course) per cent more dakka, and is three times faster than ordinary Tactical Dreadnought Armor! And it's red!

Order yours today! BURN THE HERETICS IN THE TENGU GOD'S NAME!

...Write me up for two

So that's how Kasen lost her arm.

Ogihci2 said:
So that's how Kasen lost her arm.

Kappa's Arm = Gunslinger.

Ogihci2 said:
So that's how Kasen lost her arm.

I finally found the RED team engineer.

"...like this heavy-caliber, tripod-mounted little-ol'-number designed by me..."
*sentry gun shoots another target*
"...Built by me..."
*sentry gun takes out yet another target*
"...and you'd best hope - not pointed at you."
*Nitori continues to play the guitar as hordes of fairies are mowed down by her sentry guns*

Nitramy said:
"...like this heavy-caliber, tripod-mounted little-ol'-number designed by me..."
*sentry gun shoots another target*
"...Built by me..."
*sentry gun takes out yet another target*
"...and you'd best hope - not pointed at y-"

*Sentry explodes from sapper*
"Oh! Sentry down!"
*tries to aim her pistol at Sakuya, but is beaten to the punch by a headshot, Sakuya breaches the second room and fires another shot*

"... like this Monster Cucumber, designed by me..."
*Pichuu'n*
"... built by me..."
*pichuu'n*
"... And you'd best hope- not pointed at you."

I am now hearing Candid Friend played on guitar. XD

Shadowflames said:

According to statistics, it has 33.33 (repeating, of course) per cent more dakka, and is three times faster than ordinary Tactical Dreadnought Armor! And it's red!

Order yours today! BURN THE HERETICS IN THE TENGU GOD'S NAME!

I want one too. gimme an order form or something