Perhaps... the catness level, it's OVEEEEEEEER NIIIIINEEEEEEETY!!!
(Yes, I stole that one off of the guy that did Touhou Nekoyaku.)
I found it abandoned.A kitten? Why?*meow*Wait a minute!!! Why me...?*door close**meow**meow**meow*I feel sorry for it, so Rinnosuke-san, please look after it.*poing*Huh!!?See you, then.