Well, younger time. I did toss a pear high in the air, and for whatever reason- it was drawn to my cousins head. WHAM!...Busted the pear right in half.
Well, one time a vulture or some other bird of prey must have been flying above my car, because they dropped a bone on top of my sunroof.
OwO wait what?! oh god dude i heard some pretty bad things landing on top of things but a bone freshly picked and dropped from the vulture? DAMN son that just top them all off!