I'm a guy, so I really hope not.

I can't have a kid on my salary.

At least not until I pass the CA exams and get the authority to write it off as a dependent.

「お前はもう妊娠している」

Astrojensen said:

I'm a guy, so I really hope not.

Do you know the movie 'Junior'?

This? Nah, it's a beer belly.

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