Okay, does Trainer's expression qualify this post for I Regret Nothing!!? ("You could add it to the pool yourself" And I would if I was more confident it fit there! )

InkwellObsidia said in comment #2531293:

Well, at least it was Twilight and not Applejack he decided to provoke...

Yeah, at least this way he still has a chance of getting an open-casket funeral.

Alanis, killed by a unicorn girl named Twilight

Alanis_the_Evoker said in comment #2553874:
Alanis, killed by a unicorn girl named Twilight

You mean alicorn. I'm guessing that's how she suddenly has super strength.