To me this wouldn't be cheating. Why? I'll tell you: 1. Before the girl even got undressed she would be single (as well as having been called some of the most vile names in the English language). 2. The guy would be in a coma and possibly missing his genitalia. 3. I would be in jail for causing grievous bodily harm to the guy.
RiderFan said: To me this wouldn't be cheating. Why? I'll tell you: 1. Before the girl even got undressed she would be single (as well as having been called some of the most vile names in the English language). 2. The guy would be in a coma and possibly missing his genitalia. 3. I would be in jail for causing grievous bodily harm to the guy.
Alarmingly close to my first instinct and possible actions.