Yukari thinks the glass is a reality which is merely a priori adjunct of non-naturalistic ethics, whilst the water via the categorical imperative is holding that ontologically it exists only in the imagination.
Ran thinks the glass reflects CHENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
Iku thinks the glass needs more FEEVA! Yukari is asleep. Rikako believes it has knowledge of the outside world. Rumia thinks Is That So? Reisen Udongein Inaba thinks her master will punish her with it. Shinki thinks it reminds her of Alice.
angrybull said: So when is this going to be updated to include everything that is in these comments?
Why? half of these comments are just bad jokes. I'm surprised nobodies made a horribly structured pad joke yet. a decent portion of the ones in the gif are legitimately funny due to reference (I.E. reimu is a zombie), the rest are either just odd or shocking (alices "get the fuck out of my house" for example)
Kisume wonders how anyone could fit in a container that small. Sariel firmly believes the glass is always half empty, has a crack in it, cuts your lip, and chips one of your teeth on it.
Chiyuri said that the water in the glass is measured in milliliters not by liters.
Yumemi calculates that the volume of the glass is equals to pi multiplied by the height multiplied by the solution of the mouth of the glass raise to the power of 2 added to the base of the glass raise to the power of 2 then add the product of both base and mouth of the glass then divided all into 3.
Rika thinks that if she could use the glass to make the flowering tank fire a hydro pump.
Yumeko thinks that if her swords can pierce through the glass so the water could pop out.
Shinki is the one who put the glass on Alice's house.
Yoshika thinks if she could "eat" the water inside the glass.
Seiga wonders if she could pass through the glass.
Hatate is annoyed that the glass won't answer her questions. Sunny contemplates how she could use this water to (you guessed it) take over the world. Star expresses disdain towards the water in the glass for escaping the range of her ability. Luna doesn't have any thoughts in particular towards the glass or the contents within it.
Momiji wonders how a glass of water got on the Youkai Mountain without her noticing, and is on guard for trespassers. Hatate thinks she should update the Wikipedia page for 'Is the glass half full or half empty?' with a picture of the glass. Tokiko wants you to give her her damn glass back, you red-white thief.
(Sorry to repeat a char here, but I had gotten the idea last night after I hit my hourly comment limit, so here I am the morning after.)
Corbun said: [...] the rest are either just odd or shocking (alices "get the fuck out of my house" for example)
If you didn't know, canon Alice isn't a tsundere towards Marisa. Canon Alice is polite but cold, stern and easily annoyed by people in her house (or objects who don't belong there). Hence her reaction, exxagerated like the others, is correct.
Wait...just realizing, we're forgeting Konngara...someone else make one, I haven't done my research on her yet >.< And by research I mean I haven't read her wiki so I could put her in a 1st ed. D&D campaign in Gensokyo.
Utsuho thinks the heavy and superheavy water molecules in the glass could be used for nuclear fusion. She has no idea what the glass could be used for.
Rin thinks the glass is a soul jar and there has to be a body somewhere near.
Mugetsu thinks she created the glass.
Gengetsu thinks the glass attacked her sister and tries to rape-time it to death.
Daiyousei is beaten by the glass for making a deadpan comment about it.
Classic Yuuka is too sleepy to think about the glass.
The Five Magic Stones think the glass is redundant, and needs more water to perform any magic with it. Koakuma is already bringing the glass to her master. Iku is currently bringing the glass into the stormclouds.
Maribel thinks the glass might exist or it might be just a dream. Renko thinks she can tell where the glass is. The glass thinks Rin Satsuki doesn't exist.
Sukuna thinks the swimming pool is half full. Seija thinks the glass is upside-down. Letty thinks the snow in the glass needs to be re-frozen. Yukari thinks the glass should be sent to Mars in about 45 years.
Seiran thinks she can use the glass to pound mochi. Ringo thinks a plate of dango would be better than a glass of water. Doremy thinks the water in the glass is just a dream she created. Sagume thinks she shouldn't say anything about the glass. Clownpiece thinks the water in the glass is too stable. Junko thinks there are impurities in the water. Hecatia thinks there should be some cool English words on the glass.
