I tried to Hibiki-ify the translation this time.

oh, Kouji your shipgirls just can't left my heart alone do they? i kept fall for one after another :3

Nabokov would be proud.

In Soviet Russia, Verniy seduces you.

That's a huge threat. He's about two minutes away from being arrested by the MPs.

Watch out I've seen her type before That destroyer's so DANGEROUS! That Destroyer's so DANGEROUS! That Destroyer's a BAD GIRL!