“Oh my goodness, you are so, so cute, so fucking adorable. But I am actually a man, not a woman. I’m very flattered you find me so sexy and so beautiful, however.”
“You are a man, you say? That’s even better. Because shemales today are far, far superior to females, all thanks to feminism. Now marry me.”
“Wh…what…? Oh surely you cannot seriously be serio…”