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  • Uploader: syuu »
  • Date: over 15 years ago
  • Approver: nilcaeks »
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  • Source: pixiv.net/artworks/9196759 »
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  • 【東方】東方悪巫戯(わるふざけ)【4コマ】

    新作をいつまでたっても描けないので苦し紛れの場つなぎ的投稿なのですが、去年のサンクリ42で出した本「東方悪巫戯」の蔵出しです!
    (タイトルは誤字じゃないです)
    描いた本人としてはうわー昔の絵だなぁってずいぶん時代を感じちゃう本で、再販予定もないので公開しようと思います。
    もう見たことのある人にはつまらない更新ですみません…

    例大祭には新作間に合わせます。
    間に合わせますッ!(己に言い聞かせるように)
    【あ-45b】です、よろしくお願いします。

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    loliball
    over 15 years ago
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    translate much?

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    dingdong
    over 15 years ago
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    This desperately needs a translation.

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    Phuong
    over 15 years ago
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    Godspeed, translators.

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    HikikomoriDG
    over 15 years ago
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    Pre-translation: I don't even know what they are saying, but still I know that there is more charisma-breaks, blown-up personallyties and random shit in this, than there is on most of Danbooru combined in one. I love it.

    Updated by HikikomoriDG over 12 years ago

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    Soljashy
    over 15 years ago
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    You guys could start by adding the translation_request tag. I took a swipe at the first one, but I don't think the joke survived entirely...

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    user 267184
    over 15 years ago
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    oh wow...that's so very random.

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    Soljashy
    over 15 years ago
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    Translated... almost everything. I'm sorry, but I just can't stomach the SDM stuff in this comic enough to finish it.

    On the other hand, Mysty and Eiki-sama are the victors here! Especially the former is just too cute in this comic. And macho Wriggle is epic.

    Updated by Soljashy over 12 years ago

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    Justy
    over 15 years ago
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    What the shit.

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    SPARTAcus
    over 15 years ago
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    BEST . 4 KOMA . EVER

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    marc46
    over 15 years ago
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    "Pad-Soup"? delicious~ Nice 4koma.

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    ForteGVN
    over 15 years ago
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    Hm? I understand it?
    I UNDERSTAND HITORI'S WORK?

    HELP MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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    Devonian
    over 15 years ago
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    What the FUCK?

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    killyou5
    over 15 years ago
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    hahahaha.... Don't Touch my ASS lol... creepy keine... poor mokou...

    I though sakuya was begging to return to Scarlet mansion but instead looking for new place to be a maid... LOL

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    gnome7
    over 15 years ago
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    Aw man. Macho Wriggle is awesome, the KomachixShiki stuff made me laugh and cry, Flandre's line at the end of the SDM stuff made me d'awww so hard... There is nothing this comic fails to achieve. I love this.

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    tatteredking
    over 15 years ago
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    flandre as the straight man is great

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    ShadowMKII
    over 15 years ago
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    That last bit of SDM stuff with Sakuya has to be finished... soon

    NFUFUFUFUUUUUUU

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    Krugger
    over 15 years ago
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    So over all it would appear to be a happy end for most, except Nitori and the SDM once they run out of "food supplies"

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    Tetsamaru
    over 15 years ago
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    I could do without the SDM stuff, but the Komachi story wins hands down for me. I wouldnt mind a seperate doujin with the "what if" story of Komachi quiting.

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    SubComandanteMai
    over 15 years ago
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    OHHHHHHH !!!! Pooooor Komachi !!!!!
    But at least she find out where her happiness is.

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    DoctorVisigoth
    over 15 years ago
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    This is Touhou fandom's true form.

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    glasnost
    over 15 years ago
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    Satori said:
    A cat may be fine too, but I just happened to be looking for someone else to help out for a change...

    Bless you, Soljashy.

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    Mysterio006
    over 15 years ago
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    Hitori is certainly up there in bizarre humor along with ao_usagi... and I love it.

    Isn't it odd that Flandre seems the most normal here?

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    GreenDrag
    over 15 years ago
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    Mysterio006 said:
    Hitori is certainly up there in bizarre humor along with ao_usagi... and I love it.

    Isn't it odd that Flandre seems the most normal here?

    She's just innocent, uncorrupted by... Ummm... Reimu... and her Harem...

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    neozigma
    over 15 years ago
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    why cant i see the img ? i only see the traduction and the comments , but not the picture...

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    tatteredking
    over 15 years ago
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    is this image not working for anyone else?

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    Krugger
    over 15 years ago
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    refresh and try again, it happens sometimes

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    Live
    over 15 years ago
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    can someone finish the last little bit of translating, this comic is awesome and i want to see what upset poor sakuya so much

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    internetissrsbsns
    over 15 years ago
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    Does "grossness" count as a sound effect here? Debating whether or not to add it to the appropriate pool.

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    makkun
    over 15 years ago
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    ....amazing 4koma. Nuff said.

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    Blarggy
    over 15 years ago
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    Most ever.

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    Krugger
    almost 15 years ago
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    Just realized the last panel, Shiki is enjoying this poor helpless Komachi

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    Serjland
    almost 15 years ago
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    I think you're apologizing to the wrong mistress, Sakuya...

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    DUHEED
    almost 15 years ago
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    Serjland said:
    I think you're apologizing to the wrong mistress, Sakuya...

    I think that's the joke.

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    Moonspeaker
    almost 15 years ago
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    Soljashy said:
    Translated... almost everything. I'm sorry, but I just can't stomach the SDM stuff in this comic enough to finish it.

    In honor of your heroic efforts (and to spare your soul/stomach), I have completed what little remains.

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    JakeBob
    almost 15 years ago
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    My. God. What?!

    *tries to put 2 and 2 together, gets minstrels*

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    PyontaKun
    almost 15 years ago
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    You, Moonspeaker, are a hero.

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    valkyrierind
    almost 15 years ago
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    i cant seem to view the image...it appear jus a thin line and the translation went all the way down pass the comments =/...not sure it jus mi or wad

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    Baneslave
    almost 15 years ago
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    valkyrierind said:
    i cant seem to view the image...it appear jus a thin line and the translation went all the way down pass the comments =/...not sure it jus mi or wad

    Do you see:

    "This image is displayed at 9% of its original size. View original | Always view original | Hide this message"

    If yes, press "View Original"

    If not, something is bugged.

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    user 336003
    over 14 years ago
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    SPARTAcus said:
    BEST . 4 KOMA . EVER

    ^ this

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    Shihion-fon
    over 14 years ago
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    the SDM 4koma's were a little disturbing and funny at the same time, kinda felt bad for Sakuya. but the funniest were the Keine and Mokou ones. Mokou's "don't touch my @$$" expression and the one after that made my day.

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    caina
    over 14 years ago
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    i add it to heart warming, nly for the komachi story,and for the rest.. i'll give them "what?"

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    Kurai1321
    over 14 years ago
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    caina said:
    i add it to heart warming, nly for the komachi story,and for the rest.. i'll give them "what?"

    and hhere i was wondering why the hell this was in The Heart warming poll

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    Grazere
    over 14 years ago
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    Kurai1321 said:
    and hhere i was wondering why the hell this was in The Heart warming poll

    Ditto. After reading it, I feel kind of uncomfortable, but I can't stop smirking either.

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    caina
    over 14 years ago
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    "one litre of something"
    "cucumber flavoured lubicrating oil"
    "imlovinit"

    what?

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    Himegami Akane
    over 14 years ago
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    The only pool for this 4koma is... Heart-Warming? o.O

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    GargantuaBlarg
    over 14 years ago
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    Sonnovabitch. Why can't I fave this twice.

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    Fri
    over 14 years ago
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    GargantuaBlarg said:
    Sonnovabitch. Why can't I fave this twice.

    You're telling me. I think I tried to fave this thrice already.

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    Nameless Madao
    over 14 years ago
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    "if you want to destroy your head i suggest you read minato hitori doujin"
    thats the best suggestion i could give to my friend

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    saihamaru
    over 14 years ago
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    wrigGAR x mystia...
    i'm so glad they have happy end ;___; *manly tears

    Updated by saihamaru over 12 years ago

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    potatotomato
    over 14 years ago
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    I think doujin of Hitori is much better than ao_usagi's. Art work, plot and all stuff are much better. Plus how can we compare these two? ao_usagi make mostly short lol image.

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    RaisingK
    about 14 years ago
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    Wriggle said:
    That's when Yuuka's Double Master Spark suddenly came at me. [...] Though in my case, it was nothing serious, since I stiffened my abs right away. But it did tingle for a while.

    Just... wow.

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    aceof8
    almost 14 years ago
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    Satori said so herself... "A cat is fine too..."

    I'm sorry, I just had to... >.>

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    Anemism
    over 13 years ago
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    I gave up on the like, the 20th panel, I can't stand reading such a long... 4koma.

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    potatotomato
    over 13 years ago
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    This is so awesome!

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    Indefinity
    over 12 years ago
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    11 pools.

    What's the record for that?

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    The Shadow
    over 12 years ago
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    Indefinity said:
    11 pools.

    What's the record for that?

    Make that 12 now...

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    Ytzac
    over 12 years ago
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    heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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    JuanmaCarlos
    about 12 years ago
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    All the Tags in one picture... Epic.

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    Qpax
    almost 12 years ago
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    Krugger said:

    So over all it would appear to be a happy end for most, except Nitori and the SDM once they run out of "food supplies"

    Here is happy ending for Nitori too post #634057

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    blaze-viper
    over 11 years ago
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    The person who translated this, you're legendary.

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    blokrokker
    over 11 years ago
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    I gotta say, when Minato Hitori sets her (?) mind to it, she (?) can draw some damn fine women. And dat Wriggle is exquisitely drawn as well.

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    myd10oz
    about 10 years ago
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    This is the best thing I've ever seen!

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    Anonymus-1
    over 4 years ago
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    SPARTAcus said:

    BEST . 4 KOMA . EVER

    *Worst

    DoctorVisigoth said:

    This is Touhou fandom's true form.

    True form? This is more like the beta

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    That's right... Have your troubles while you're young, little girls.
    But... Well...
    Right?
    I'm not an infant, you know! I didn't ask you to come with me!
    Eh!? I... I'm sorry!!
    Heh...?
    Of course, Sakuya will be naked and peeing all over the place! ♥
    Don't worry, Sakuya-san, I'll sip up all the traces!
    ★And they peed happily ever after!
    Eiki-sama, I'm quitting this job.
    I want to see my maid wet her pants!!
    Stop being so selfish!!
    One Litre of Something
    Say... Sakuya-san.
    If you're happy with me, I'll urinate for you.
    All you have to do is give the order, Sakuya-san...
    *fidget♥*
    *fidget♥*
    Ah! I've prepared a choker for myself too!
    Tell me to act like a dog, and I shall...
    Wait! Shouldn't we put that on Sakuya instead!?
    Come, Sakuya, let's go for a walk outside!
    Whoops, I guess I don't have to call you "sama" anymore.
    Whaaat!?
    W-Wait up! Wait! Why all of a sudden...?
    Why?
    Maybe I'm just fed up with your preaching!
    I'm descending to the physical world, where I'll get an easier job.
    It'd be great if I could find a job where I can make money just by sleeping!
    Well, take care, former boss!
    Komachi...
    Aren't women lucky? They can make money just by sleeping.
    Eiki-sama... I was a fool...
    ☆Riding to Paradise with Coins
    Cucumber-Flavoured Lubricating Oil
    The Nitori Deluxe Sadistic Fulfillment Machine!!
    You're better off dead! (lol)
    Moments of supreme sadism guaranteed!!
    It's finally done, is it? Thank you.
    ufu fu fu fu fu...
    With this, I won't have to worry about screams for a while. ♥
    Um... You haven't paid...
    Come to think of it, I haven't had a test run yet!
    Forget about paying!
    By the way, I still haven't had my test run.
    Noooooooooo!
    ☆Farming from Dawn until Dusk
    Yo, Moko! I see you're all hot, wet, and sweaty again today!
    Working outside makes you feel good, doesn't it?
    When I see you like this, I feel like doing some hard work myself!
    Hard work that is! ufufu...
    No... I'm fine...
    There you go again... You must be lonely by yourself. Stuff like this will be more fun if we do it together!
    No, it's all right.
    In that case, you can just stay still! I'll be the one moving!
    I can't leave this in the hands of a beginner.
    Then order me to do something! I'll bring you tools, drugs, anything!
    Your clothes will get dirty.
    Oh please... If my skirt gets in the way, I can just take it off!
    Keine! If you insist, then let me ask you one thing!
    Keine!?
    You are talking about farm work, aren't you!?
    Hahaha! What are you saying now?
    *throb*
    I'm talking about the natural work of sowing seeds and nurturing lives, of course!
    Go home!!
    ☆The Maidens' Troubles
    Wriggle-chan, you're really cool!
    Even to me, as someone of the same sex!
    How insensitive of you, Mysty!
    I'm a girl too, you know?
    *chin chin*
    And still everyone treats me as a shota character or a boku girl*... *bokukko: A girl that uses the male personal pronoun "boku".
    *depression*
    Sorry, sorry, I was joking!
    You're very cute, Wriggle-chan!
    Really? Am I really cute?
    You're cute, very cute!
    Those curly antennae of yours are absolutely adorable!
    Y... You think so?
    Tee-hee, thank you!
    Uh...
    But Mysty, you're even cuter than I am!
    Eh!?
    O-Oh, thank you...
    *smile★*
    ☆Notion of Longevity
    I so wanna suck Sakuya's blood!
    Chari-
    I'd rather suck her breasts if I could, though.
    I know! I'll regress to infancy!
    If I pretend to be a suckling, I'll be allowed to suck on her breasts!!
    G- Genius...
    Baboo--! Want milk!
    Milady!? What are you doing!? You're 500 years old!
    Breastfeed me please! Directly breastfeed me please! Italicized words are in English
    No way! Gosh, that's dumb!
    At that very moment, by the gate...
    Hah!
    I see! If I pretend to be a demented old lady, I can wear diapers peacefully...
    Dummy!
    ☆Comprising 50%
    Damn it, Keine... Why is that brain of yours in heat all year long?
    Are all half-youkai like that?
    Eh!?
    Keine was seeing sexual omens in her tea
    When you talk about half-youkai other than myself...
    Oh! So erotic!?
    ...I have absolutely no recollection of his upper half, but he's definitely erotic!!
    Hmm... Oh, but wait...
    She's also a spirit/human halfling, isn't she...?
    She's not particularly erotic...
    Then again, if you look closely, her spirit half looks like a sperm cell!
    And she uses dual swords! She must go both ways!
    Keine approves☆
    I guess it's just Keine who's hopeless after all...
    ☆Beauty or Beast?
    Greetings, exterminator of youkai.
    Excuse me for a minute.
    What do you want? Can't you see I'm busy harvesting eggplants!?
    Ufufu, don't be so angry.
    Farming is a hobby of yours, isn't it? Let's talk a little!
    Someone that doesn't die no matter how many times you kill her – it's my dream toy! gu hu hu hu hu!
    Well, in that case...
    *grin*
    Don't let her fool you, Moko!! This woman is the worst pervert in Gensoukyou!!
    She may call it farming, but she's really a savage that wants to cultivate a new land in Moko's wet and moist delta!!
    Fear not. Even if I must go up against the ultimate sadistic creature, I promise I will protect your blankety-blank!
    Of course, after protecting it, I shall myself carefully yet persistently engage it.
    Those will all be loving caresses, in other words, a veritable bukkake of love, so please understand that I'm completely different from this sadist, okay?
    Thank you! Thank you!
    She's long gone thanks to your outburst.
    *icky☆*
    ☆You Cannot Dodge the Magic Cannon of Love
    That's when Yuuka's Double Master Spark suddenly came at me.
    It was a direct hit!
    I seriously thought I was gonna die that time!
    Before sending other people to the hospital, Yuuka-san should really cure her own sadism first!
    But it did tingle for a while.
    Your skin is so fair and smooth, Mysty!
    Mine is all dry. I envy you!
    Wr-Wr-Wr-Wr-Wr-Wriggle-chan!
    ☆Remi's Lovely Restaurant
    You've washed my back now! It's all done, so let's get out!
    Gosh... What's wrong with me?
    Wriggle-chan is a girl...!
    Ahahah! Are you feeling dizzy, Mysty?
    *blush*
    ☆Burned by an Undying Flame
    Late at night...
    Uh...
    Keine?
    Keine, are you crying?
    I'm sorry... Tying you up was going too far. I won't do it again.
    I just had a dream about you dying...
    Don't be dumb -- you know I'm immortal, don't you?
    Not like that... You did die once during intercourse.
    Moko!?
    But you resurrected in the act and made a full recovery!!
    *struggle*
    As this repeated, I finally got worn out myself and...
    Huh? Moko, the ropes are tighter than before!
    Good night.
    ☆Beckoned by the Reaper
    Greetings, sir! My, you have a robust body. You must be full of energy down there as well?
    You must be lonely by yourself at night. Why don't you buy me?
    I... I'm not interested in such things.
    Come on... You know you love it, sir! I'll give you tons of extra service!
    If you don't, I'll have nowhere to sleep tonight...
    Hey, come on!
    Let's go, Mysty!
    Gosh... Two girls together? That's just weird!
    R... Right...
    My... You're a pretty one, aren't you? If you've been dumped, why don't you hang with me?
    Eh?
    But I can't... with another woman...
    I'll give you all of this for one night.
    eheh~♥
    Thank you, Onee-san! You're such a good person!
    This is the first time a customer has treated me this well!
    PAD soup
    Excuse me, Sakuya-san, do you have used underwear or anything like that?
    I'm surprised you could say something like that to my face!
    Haven't you ever thought of hiding those perverted desires of yours!?
    No fair, Sakuya-san! When I said "side dish", I meant exactly what I said!
    You pervert!
    Sakuya disappeared.
    Sakuya might have slipped away, but that means we can dig around in her dresser as much as we want!
    Therefore, I present to you the Pad Burger!
    How many would Flan eat, I wonder?
    You're my little sister, so you don't have to hold back.
    Aah! There you go again, taking the best bits for yourself!!
    Delicious... This is delicious...
    ...I want to see Sakuya's smile back...
    What a strange child you are.
    ☆Limits of Endurance
    Moko, are you all right? Your butt has been looking rather lonely lately.
    If you're happy with me, I'll be your partner any time, just say the word, OK?
    Hey... Moko...
    Ah...
    Don't touch my ass!
    I can't take it anymore! Day after day, you're being Creepy Keine!
    Don't you get it!? I'm not into that kind of stuff!
    I'm... I'm sorry...
    Pervert!!
    S-Stop it! If you come to hate me, Moko, I...
    I'll have no choice but to take you by force...
    I don't want to do that...
    But my body is honest so I still feel it...
    Cut it out!!
    Hey, servant!! Don't go trying to mask the numbers there!!
    I'll have a Double Pad Burger and become proficient with both breasts!
    ☆Mansion of Bad Memories
    *sigh* Koakuma's tea is terrible today too.
    Hey, Remii, where ever did our excellent chief maid disappear to anyway?
    D-Dunno... Perhaps she's touring the world to find her true self...
    Lady Remilia... Did I do something terrible to Sakuya-san...?
    *in tears*
    No matter how long I wait, Sakuya-san just won't come home... It's painful to stand in front of the gate...
    W-What are you saying? Sakuya is one of my servants!
    She'll be back here crying for forgiveness before you know it! Then I'm gonna scold her for all she's worth!
    Then...
    Mi-miwady! Young mizdwess!
    For Heaven's sake... Please employ me as your maid once more!
    I'd rather die of hunger than cloth myself in a fundoshi for the sake of money...!!
    Please, Ojou-sama... Please...
    All right. Please look up.
    A cat may be fine too, but I just happened to be looking for someone else to help out for a change...
    Whozzat?
    Whozzat?
    What do you mean you won't play with me anymore!? Mysty!!
    I'm sorry... I love you, Wriggle-chan.
    But for that very reason, I can't be with you any longer.
    I would just hurt you.
    The hell do I care!? I love you, Mysty!!
    We're friends! So let's always be together!!
    I'm sorry, Wriggle-chan... I'm sorry...!
    I really don't want to leave you, Wriggle-chan! I love you, Wriggle-chan...!
    Why are you apologizing...? That's all that matters, isn't it?
    Uwaaah!
    ☆And Still We Repeat Our Foolishness
    *phew*
    When you find the answer to all your questions... That's when a girl becomes a woman.
    Dummy!
    ...no, maybe a sage!
    ☆If Only Now
    There's only one person I can turn to now.
    But would she take me back, after everything I said to her when I left...?
    *myon*
    Eiki-sama...
    !? Komachi!?
    Where have you been all this time...!?
    Where have you been skipping work this time!? You big idiot!!
    Eh...?
    Hurry up, get changed and get back to work!!
    Honestly! Do you really believe someone else is going to do your work for you when you slip away like that?
    You never clean, you never cook, in fact you can't even get up by yourself in the morning!
    And yet off you go. Do you have any idea how worried I was about you...
    I'b hoooooooooooobe! "I'm home"
    Eh...!? Wait... Why are you crying!?
    Ah, now that I can see you better, you're injured all over!!
    Goodness, you're so much trouble to look after!
    ★END★
    Whooh! Such a juicy sap pours from this high meat volume PAD...
    *shiver*
    Sadistic Fulfillment Machine
    USC Exclusive Use
    Roaring Business
    Eggplant Field
    *bubbles*
    Oh, if you have any with premiums attached like before, that would be extra-wonderful!☆
    Aah! Don't tell me you cooked it in leftover bath water steeped with extract of elegance...!
    Nibble my grains!♡ The original puns "o-kome" (honorific way of saying "rice") with "omeko" (c*nt).
    N'hohhhhh!? Wouldn't each grain of that rice be many times tastier!?
    Squish squish
    That's what we'll use! Starting with tonight's dinner, we'll adopt this polishing-juice play!! And we'll even serve the steaming heaps of rice on Sakuya's bodyyyyyy!!
    Sakuya! Sakuya!
    Need pee!
    Milady is All Grown Up
    Er... Milady?
    The bathroom is this way...
    Gosh, getting angry has only made me thirstier!
    Touhou 4-Koma Mini-Theatre
    By Hitori
    Need pee!
    Fufufu... In exchange, I'll have you last until morning...
    Even if you are forever young... you can do it by yourself already, can't you?
    Of course! Do you take me for a fool!?
    charisma
    Kazami Yuuka!?
    That's not it, Moko... You can tie me up. Keine's deliberately using kana to say Mokou's name, which is dropping the final "u" for whatever reason. It's mostly a written pun, but saying it would be a tinge different due to a short "o" sound and not a long one.
    *grab*
    Y... Yeah...?
    Huh? Where's Sakuya-san?
    Though in my case, it was nothing serious, since I stiffened my abs right away.
    If you have any left over, I could use a few as a side dish...
    -sma...
    I could have sixteen helpings of this easily, straight from the pot, even with no side dish!
    Okay, what say next time we use her whole body to polish the rice!?
    Eat up!♡
    No, thanks. Rather than a burger...
    Wisdom
    I literally mean I can eat serving after serving of rice if it has your scent on it...
    Dog
    No! Sakuya, I want you to wet yourself!
    Sakuya wet herself.
    I believe body warmth is a very important thing.
    Sakuya! Need pee!
    Why, thank you.
    Haute cuisine!
    Don't hold back, now! I have confidence in my legs and loins.
    Man, I wanna suck it, I wanna suck it!
    *grin*
    No one would pick me up with my face like this...
    Say, Moko! Why don't we do it together for a while?
    Not so fast, China! Have a whiff of the elegant scent of this freshly cooked rice...!
    I know that! Think about what I'm saying!
    Eep!
    EeeEEEE
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